so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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