i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
third nipple confirmed
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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