woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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