He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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