my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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