I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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