Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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