Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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