So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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