Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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