handjob tips. give me some.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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