Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
where am i from again
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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