Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
third nipple confirmed
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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