I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just google imaged poop.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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