so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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