now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Shame is for Republicans.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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