He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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