I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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