I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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