she was so not down for the gang bang
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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