How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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