I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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