I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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