I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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