Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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