Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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