Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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