Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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