she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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