I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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