I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
we're so committed to being not committed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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