I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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