I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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