the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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