Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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