I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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