listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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