i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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