Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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