the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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