I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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