There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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