He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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