Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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