please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Help. Why am I so naked?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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