She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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