the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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