please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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