she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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