youre lurking in front of me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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